I thought i’d do a good deed for my housemates and clean up the hob, looks like it had never been done before. Burnt my hand and now regretting it. Listening to David Bowie and crying about my sore finger.
yesterday i split a glass of coke on my laptop, the insides fizzed and popped and it didn’t turn back on. apparently we can get another one, a better one, for free on our home insurance. i thought that was only if yr house got broken into. i should spill coke on more things.
Laura filmed me snoring last night and showed me in the morning, because I failed to believe her I actually snore and that if I did it’s not as bad as she makes out it is. It’s bad, I had a bit of apologising to do after seeing the footage. Also, this morning it smelt like someone had put a fart in the fridge, not good times.
I’ve started coming up with ideas for my love story drama about shoegazing, if it comes out how I am imagining it, it’s going to be amazing. Hopefully I will get round to starting on the script soon. I have to do a drama as part of my University course anyway, but i’m tempted to just make this one anyway because I’m so happy with some of the initial ideas. I should’ve probably done it today whilst my internet was down, but decided to be a massive geek and play Football Manager instead.
Last night I had my first cocktail party, it was pretty alright, but I can’t understand why drama students talk so loud, what is that all about? I’m in the same room as them and everyone can hear me talking at a normal volume, why can’t they follow suit? Anyway, my choice of cocktail was a Blueberry Sangria Lemonade, I thought it was a success, considering it was my first ever cocktail I’ve made. At the end of the party, my friend Amanda had gone to town and left her room unlocked, I took it as mine and Laura’s duty to move her furniture around just to confuse her when she got back, we were tempted to turn her bed upside down, but thought that might’ve been crossing a line.
Blueberry Sangria Lemonade
1 1/2 cups frozen blueberries 1 (12-ounce) can frozen concentrated pink lemonade 1 bottle (750ml) Chardonnay 3 cups lemon lime soda (recommended: Sprite) 1/2 cup Cognac
ASMAN says: erect nipple Laura says: errect nipple syndrome ASMAN says: you got it too? Laura says: nah thats what bras are for ASMAN says: really? i didn’t know why girls wore them Laura says: haha no ASMAN says: i thought they were to make boobs look bigger Laura says: haha nah they are to stop them moving around i think i actually don’t know thats bad ASMAN says: you just accept you have to wear them Laura says: yeah
My tumblr is just rubbish isn’t it? I never have anything interesting to say on here, the only times I think of stuff interesting I could write on here is just as i’m about to sleep, which means I’m too lazy to get out of bed and actually write it. Maybe I should start adopting this technique, although it might end up in some tired, uninteresting rants and reviews on random things.
So today lazy blog updates end, unless i’m feeling really lazy. I’ve finally moved out of my parent’s house and into a shared house with 9 other people, it’s quite a shock to the routine, but i’m loving it so far. I’ve lost all my disposable income now though, which I would’ve normally used to spend on guitar pedals or awesome things like a new pc and tv.
I took my girlfriend to the McDonald’s in Dorchester today, because that’s what a great boyfriend I am. We drove past it the other day on the way to Hardy Monument, which it turns out, you can no longer climb up it anymore, rendering it one of the most pointless tourist attractions in the world, the view from below it is still impressive though, and I got licked by a Husky dog, man I love those things. Anyway, she didn’t believe me this was a real McDonalds, it basically looks like someone has stuck a big yellow M on the side of their house. It is a real McDonalds though, and it was actually pleasant.
Since I’ve been working at Londis; I’ve developed an awful music taste and actually wanted to listen to chart music. We are forced to listen to Wessex FM.
Anyway, everybody should listen to Tubelord’s new album. It’s on spotify.